FAQ

FAQ (aka Frequently Avoided Questions)

Q: What do you sell?
A: T-shirts, candles, mugs, stickers, and art—basically everything you don’t need, but will definitely convince yourself you deserve.

Q: What sizes are your shirts?
A: Our shirts run from S to 3XL, because everyone deserves to wear snark in their size. Check the size guide on each product page before blaming us for your laundry shrinkage.

Q: How long will it take to get my order?
A: Most items ship in 3–7 business days. Then the postal gremlins take over. Expect delivery within 5–10 business days, depending on your location and vibes.

Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: Yes! We’ll happily send our nonsense across oceans. International shipping times and fees apply, obviously—we’re not made of stamps.

Q: Can I return or exchange something?
A: If it arrives damaged, or you accidentally bought a candle instead of a t-shirt (???), contact us within 14 days and we’ll sort it out. Otherwise, all sales are final—choose wisely, grasshopper.

Q: Are your candles scented?
A: Yes. They smell better than your ex's excuses. Each listing will tell you the specific scent, unless we forgot to write it in, in which case: mystery!

Q: Can I request a custom design?
A: Maybe. If it's clever, fun, or mildly unhinged, we’re listening. Shoot us a message and let’s get weird.

Q: Who designs your stuff?
A: All original designs are created in-house by someone with too many sketchbooks and not enough sleep.

Q: Why does your mug look at me like that?
A: It knows what you did.