This is an inside joke almost everyone who served in the US Armed Forces will get. If you don't understand it, don't buy it. And for heaven's sake, don't give it to your veteran friend except as a gag gift ;)
Show your pride (and your sense of humor) with the Distinguished Order of the Blue Falcon Sticker, the ultimate military gag gift decal for service members, veterans, and anyone who’s ever pulled a “blue falcon” move. This high-quality vinyl sticker features the tongue-in-cheek crest of the infamous Blue Falcon—perfect for laptops, water bottles, helmets, and gear.
🔑 Key Features
Premium Vinyl Construction – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and scratch-proof for indoor and outdoor use.
Crisp, Vibrant Print – Sharp “Distinguished Order of the Blue Falcon” logo with lasting color that won’t peel or fade.
Easy Peel & Stick – Backed with strong adhesive that sticks to metal, glass, plastic, and painted surfaces—yet removes cleanly when you’re ready.
Military-Grade Humor – A playful nod to platoon pranks and barracks banter, ideal for those in the trenches of everyday life.
👥 Perfect For…
Gifts & Pranks: Surprise a buddy who’s known for “going lone wolf.”
Gear & Laptops: Customize your kit, cooler, or comms laptop with a badge of dubious honor.
Swaps & Secret Santas: Guaranteed to draw laughs at any white elephant or unit holiday party.
Why You’ll Love It
Whether you’re commemorating wild nights in the DFAC or just poking fun at your unit’s resident falcon, this decal is built to endure mud, sweat, and liberty runs. Add a slice of military-grade wit to any surface—and earn your spot in the Distinguished Order of the Blue Falcon today!
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